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The woods are the best place to start a book, regardless of content. Unless, perhaps, it's the novel adaptation of The Blair Witch Project, which doesn't exist per se, because how could it? The horror relies on the shaky cam trope. But if by some miracle a writer could pull it off, I'd venture to read it in the woods, which makes my initial point sound. Maybe.

Mr. James, if someone does write that book I will venture into the woods with you and we can bring a blanket to cozy up on and take turns reading it to one another.