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Wait.. so there are thousands of students at this school and the majority of their lessons are one-on-one with the teachers??? HOW MANY TEACHERS ARE THERE???

The collectible creature pins in the candy? Girl this is literally harry potter but with elves

WHAT WAS THE GREAT GULON INCIDENT SHANNON ITS BEEN LIKE 14 YEARS TELL US ALREADY

SHE’S BALD AND SHE’S TORTURING PEOPLE WHO HAVE HAIR

DEX DIZNEE MY UNPROBLEMATIC KINGGG

Okay but how does the elven economy not just collapse if they’re GIVING AWAY INSANE AMOUNTS OF MONEY TO EVERYONE

Take a shot every time Alden says “no reason to worry”