♬★Shivani★♬ {Oh my twitchy, witchy girl}’s Reviews > The Sword of Summer > Status Update

Halfborn’s shaggy eyebrows achieved orbit. ‘Squirrel as in squirrel squirrel?’
‘Squirrel squirrel,’ Mallory confirmed. ‘And I’m surrounded by moron morons.’

I scanned the bookshelves: my favourite fantasy and horror authors from
when I was younger – Stephen King, Darren Shan, Neal Shusterman,
Michael Grant, Joe Hill; my favourite graphic-novel series – Scott Pilgrim,
Sandman, Watchmen, Saga

OMGOMGOMG NEAL SHUSTERMAN MENTIONED???

The perks included a sauna, a hot tub, a walkin wardrobe, a walk-in shower and a walk-in toilet.

h-how would that even work??

People tended to spell it Mangus, rhymes with Angus. I always corrected
them: No, it’s Magnus, rhymes with swag-ness. At which point they would
stare at me blankly.

SWAGGY MAGGIE STELLA I GET IT NOWWWWW

Before he could recover, my sword leaped upward and slashed his face.
With a howl, Surt stumbled back, cupping his hands over his nose

omg voldy moldy has a twin nowwww <3333

In short, it was the saddest, flimsiest, most disgusting piece of scrap I’d ever magically pulled from a river.
‘At last!’ Randolph lifted his eyes to the heavens. I got the feeling that, if not for his bum knee, he might’ve knelt on the ground and offered a prayer to the non-existent Norse gods.
‘Yeah.’ I hefted my new prize. ‘I feel safer already.’

me too 😊

Randolph fished for quarters in his cupholder. ‘All these years, it was so
much closer than I realized. I just needed you!’
‘I’m definitely feeling the love.’

awwwww i feel it too!! 🥰

Don’t Accept Rides from Strange Relatives!

2 seconds later

‘Well, then,’ I said, ‘let’s go for a ride.’

THREE
Don’t Accept Rides from Strange Relatives

*nods*
hmm ty for the valuable advice

Behind me, a deep voice said, ‘Hello, Magnus.’

ooOOOooOOOooOOOoo ominous . . .