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Examples of how Johnny loser
He sold Dideons jeep that she bought w/ own money
Sammie had borrowed car to drive to LA & then loser sold it
Sammie did not attend their dads funeral
This is a lot & so heavy
Ouch!
Past
Austin & Dideon - back & forth
— 23 hours, 23 min ago
He sold Dideons jeep that she bought w/ own money
Sammie had borrowed car to drive to LA & then loser sold it
Sammie did not attend their dads funeral
This is a lot & so heavy
Ouch!
Past
Austin & Dideon - back & forth
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Austin took job in Brooklyn & Dideon made cookbook
After quitting her job at restaurant
They got restaurant
Matt took job as non profit in Savannah
Harrison & Sammie - she was kindergarten teacher
Harrison - contractor
Dideon & Austin now live in Birdsong
Halloween - Sammie goes into labor
Book used a lot of songs to transition past & present which was cool!
— 22 hours, 26 min ago
After quitting her job at restaurant
They got restaurant
Matt took job as non profit in Savannah
Harrison & Sammie - she was kindergarten teacher
Harrison - contractor
Dideon & Austin now live in Birdsong
Halloween - Sammie goes into labor
Book used a lot of songs to transition past & present which was cool!
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Babe wrote them letters - sweet
She has MS & used assisted suicide to end life w/ dignity
They inherited a lot of money b/c Babe invested well!
It provides them w/ freedom
Sammie hits Johnny in face & broke his nose during funeral
They decide to keep Birdsong house & Dideon left NY
Matt left Bo
Ep - 5 yrs later
Audra - Dideon & Austin (married) daughter - 4 yrs old
Sammie - very preg w/ Harrison
— 22 hours, 32 min ago
She has MS & used assisted suicide to end life w/ dignity
They inherited a lot of money b/c Babe invested well!
It provides them w/ freedom
Sammie hits Johnny in face & broke his nose during funeral
They decide to keep Birdsong house & Dideon left NY
Matt left Bo
Ep - 5 yrs later
Audra - Dideon & Austin (married) daughter - 4 yrs old
Sammie - very preg w/ Harrison
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83%
Everyone sirs bad feeling & clears the air
90%
It feels different
91% they finally out of loop & it is Sun
— 22 hours, 57 min ago
Everyone sirs bad feeling & clears the air
90%
It feels different
91% they finally out of loop & it is Sun
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10 yrs ago
Sammie tells Dideon that she is pregnant
Babe, Dideon mom slaps Dideon across face when she starts to say how Babe wanted to abort Dideon
Then Austin fights Johnny & he kicks him in knee which I assume ends his tennis career
Sammie goes w/ Johnny on his motorcycle & obv they wreck & lose baby & almost died themselves
— 23 hours, 33 min ago
Sammie tells Dideon that she is pregnant
Babe, Dideon mom slaps Dideon across face when she starts to say how Babe wanted to abort Dideon
Then Austin fights Johnny & he kicks him in knee which I assume ends his tennis career
Sammie goes w/ Johnny on his motorcycle & obv they wreck & lose baby & almost died themselves
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Matt struggle w/ marriage b/c Leo stay at home dad & not interested in children
Resentment!
— 23 hours, 52 min ago
Resentment!
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After sec fest weekend Dideon saw Austin phone
Text from Alayna who said
Can’t wait to meet our fog
When does she leave
Dideon deleted her phone # from Austin phone & blocked him from her phone
Now
Austin & Dideon have sex
Sammie went out w/ Johnny the loser
— Nov 14, 2026 10:33AM
Text from Alayna who said
Can’t wait to meet our fog
When does she leave
Dideon deleted her phone # from Austin phone & blocked him from her phone
Now
Austin & Dideon have sex
Sammie went out w/ Johnny the loser
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Ch 35
What happened between Dideon & Austin - 10 yrs go they broke up but 2 yrs ago he texted out of blue
Want to talk
They spent 4 days together & xo fest
Got golden retriever puppy w/o talking about future
“Birdie”
Bliss until last day b4 she had to leave & return to her life
She asked what if I stay
You gave a job
I quit to come here
Miscommunication
Ugh
She was embarrassed. She wanted forever
— Nov 14, 2026 09:38AM
What happened between Dideon & Austin - 10 yrs go they broke up but 2 yrs ago he texted out of blue
Want to talk
They spent 4 days together & xo fest
Got golden retriever puppy w/o talking about future
“Birdie”
Bliss until last day b4 she had to leave & return to her life
She asked what if I stay
You gave a job
I quit to come here
Miscommunication
Ugh
She was embarrassed. She wanted forever
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Audio -Libby
Not funny out loud
I did not realized magical realism
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Dideon - NY chef
Sammie - Dideo younger sister, ex Johnny
Austin - ex tennis star, dideon ex
Matt - gay. Married but having issue 5 yr old Nora
Harrison - has crush on Sammie but she does not know
Will they sell the GA coast house
Day repeat
Plus past of how they go to where they are now
— Nov 14, 2026 09:18AM
Not funny out loud
I did not realized magical realism
Read Hoodreads
Dideon - NY chef
Sammie - Dideo younger sister, ex Johnny
Austin - ex tennis star, dideon ex
Matt - gay. Married but having issue 5 yr old Nora
Harrison - has crush on Sammie but she does not know
Will they sell the GA coast house
Day repeat
Plus past of how they go to where they are now