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Twilight is to Team Human as 50 Shades of Gray is to Ellen's audiobook parody of it.
— May 08, 2012 09:35AM
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"Every human who wants to experience the dark delirium of a vampire's bite is so whiny! I wish we attracted the taciturn."
— May 08, 2012 12:00PM
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"'A vampire who wants to go to high school?' I said. 'That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.'" Oh, Team Human, I like you already.
— May 07, 2012 11:39PM
