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This is legit 700 kale hobo names

"My friend Maggie has a dolphin tattoo on her lower back. I thought it was just for fun, but I guess she killed a dolphin and the tattoo law for that works similar to the human/teardrop thing? What I'm saying is, any woman you see with a dolphin tattoo has killed a dolphin" (148). I'd buy that

This cluster of bad adjectives to use at a wine tasting made me drool-laugh. Even without any wine myself!