Farah’s Reviews > The Storied Life of A.J. Fikry > Status Update
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"Problems, Mr. Fikry. To begin, it is narrated by Death! I am an eighty-two-year-old woman and I do not find it one bit pleasurable to read a five-hundred-fifty-two-page tome narrated by Death. I think it is a remarkably insensitive choice."
A.J. apologizes but he is not sorry. Who are these people who think a book comes with a guarantee that they will like it?
— Jul 15, 2017 12:22PM
A.J. apologizes but he is not sorry. Who are these people who think a book comes with a guarantee that they will like it?
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"It is the secret fear that we are unlovable that isolates us," the passage goes, "but it is only because we are isolated that we think we are unlovable. Someday, you do not know when, you will be driving down a road. And someday, you do not know when, he, or indeed she, will be there. You will be loved because for the first time in your life, you will truly not be alone. You will have chosen to not be alone."
— Jul 15, 2017 01:42PM
Farah
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"A good marriage is, at least, one part conspiracy."
— Jul 15, 2017 01:38PM
Farah
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That spring, while waiting for a Greyhound bus, A.J. says to Amelia, "You couldn't even get to Alice three months of the year."
"It would have been easier for me to commute to Afghanistan," she says. "I like how you bring this up at the bus station, by the way."
— Jul 15, 2017 01:26PM
"It would have been easier for me to commute to Afghanistan," she says. "I like how you bring this up at the bus station, by the way."
Farah
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"The first time I saw you, I thought you looked like a dandelion."
She pats her hair self-consciously. "My hair's such a pain."
"It's my favorite flower."
"I think it's actually a weed," she says.
"You're rather stunning, you know."
"They used to call me Big Bird in school."
"I'm sorry."
— Jul 15, 2017 01:22PM
She pats her hair self-consciously. "My hair's such a pain."
"It's my favorite flower."
"I think it's actually a weed," she says.
"You're rather stunning, you know."
"They used to call me Big Bird in school."
"I'm sorry."
Farah
is on page 96 of 258
"... It's kind of like if a shrimp cocktail decided to make love to a Bloody Mary."
— Jul 15, 2017 12:59PM
Farah
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Some children are left in shoe stores. And some children are left in toy stores. And some children are left in sandwich shops. And your whole life is determined by what store you get left it.
— Jul 15, 2017 12:46PM
Farah
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She toddles across the stores, past the books that don't have pictures in them, past the greeting cards. She runs her hand across the magazines, gives the rotating stand with the bookmarks a spin. Good morning, magazines! Good morning, bookmarks! Good morning, books! Good morning, store!
— Jul 15, 2017 12:41PM
Farah
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And then, despite the fact that A.J. does not believe in God, he closes his eyes and thanks whomever, the higher power, with all his porcupine heart.
— Jul 15, 2017 12:36PM
Farah
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The most annoying thing about it (love) is that once a person gives a shit about one thing, he finds he has to start giving a shit about everything.
— Jul 15, 2017 12:35PM
Farah
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A.J. watches Mayan in her pink party dress, and he feels a vaguely familiar, slightly intolerable bubbling inside of him. He wants to laugh out loud or punch a wall. He feels drunk or at least carbonated. Insane. At first, he thinks this is happiness, but then he determines it's love. Fucking love, he thinks. What a bother.
— Jul 15, 2017 12:34PM

