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"No, it's a terrible thing to do, like marrying a straight woman when you're a terminal buttslut who will make her thoroughly miserable. That's why I believe you're completely capable of it, providing she sticks a finger up your arse at the critical moment, of course. Probably the only way she's going to squeeze any baby gravy out of your reluctant nads."
Go Tom!!!
— Jul 17, 2017 09:28AM
Go Tom!!!
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"Isms" again. The other way around this time (Britishisms by an American) and a little bit insta. Somehow it worked and I didn't mind too much. The the writing was engaging and unsurprisingly I liked Tom's humour. As for the vibrator scene, I laughed until I cried.
*4 Stars*
— Jul 17, 2017 04:23PM
*4 Stars*
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"I'm English, I said. We haven't done religious fervour since the seventeenth century; we have Charles Darwin on our money, for fuck's sake."
— Jul 17, 2017 09:02AM
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Poor Thomas, Simon deserves a kick in the nuts! Remission be damned.
— Jul 17, 2017 08:10AM
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...like the very word could set a single cell -all it takes- off on its delusions of monstrous grandeur, breeding and swelling and bleeding its poison into the veins and then into everything else. Brain, liver, kidneys, lungs. Just a freckle in the middle of his back. One damned spot that murdered sleep, solace and everything else we'd ever taken comfort in.
That was unexpected.
— Jul 17, 2017 06:53AM
That was unexpected.
