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Luis Reyes
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"All these mailmen do is drop in their letters and get laid. This is the job for me, oh yes yes yes"
— Aug 10, 2017 12:29PM
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Luis Reyes
is on page 124 of 196
"When you don't phone in, you know what you are saying?"
"No.
"Mr. Chinaski, you are saying, 'Fuck the post office!'"
"I am?"
"And, Mr. Chinaski, you know what that means?"
"No, what does it mean?"
"That means, Mr. Chinaski, that the post office is going to fuck YOU!"
— Sep 14, 2017 06:17PM
"No.
"Mr. Chinaski, you are saying, 'Fuck the post office!'"
"I am?"
"And, Mr. Chinaski, you know what that means?"
"No, what does it mean?"
"That means, Mr. Chinaski, that the post office is going to fuck YOU!"
Luis Reyes
is on page 87 of 196
WHAT'S WRONG WITH ASSHOLES, BABY? YOU'VE GOT AN ASSHOLE, I'VE GOT AN ASSHOLE! YOU GO TO THE STORE AND BUY A PORTERHOUSE STEAK, THAT HAD AN ASSHOLE!
— Sep 05, 2017 09:49PM
Luis Reyes
is on page 24 of 196
"Wouldn't you like to come in and have a cup of tea and dry off?"
"Lady, don't you realize we don't even have time to pull up our shorts?"
"Pull up your shorts?"
"YES, PULL UP OUR SHORTS!"
— Sep 02, 2017 05:10PM
"Lady, don't you realize we don't even have time to pull up our shorts?"
"Pull up your shorts?"
"YES, PULL UP OUR SHORTS!"
