Shay > Status Update

Text Convo w/ Hubby

H: Can't talk on your lunch sorry
M: It's fine I have date with book bf
H: Haha have fun tell Vlad hi
M: Gasp! Who told you about Vlad? Also not Vlad
H: Do you not know how many vampire books you read? When did you start cheating on Vlad? Who's the new guy?
M: *indignant sputtering sounds* NO ONE!
M: DON'T TELL VLAD!!!
H: HAHAHAHA

I love him and his nonchalance about my numerous book affairs.