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Beth: That felt weird.
Chris: Don't worry, Beth! We didn't see anything!
Plum: I did. And it... it was so friggin' beautiful.

"I have a dull palate! I need dip on every bite or I can't taste anything! It's a documented medical condition!"

Danny: Now, before I go, let's play one more game. It's called "did you ever think about how big the universe is and how we're all so small and meaningless and no one will remember us when we're gone?"

Wallow: *sees a forest filled with nooses* None of your tire-swings have tires in them!

Clown child: What's your hat for?
Danny: This is a very special hat that I made so I don't have to look at you!

Excellent child-interaction skills.😂

"Technology crushes human weakness once again! The mission is saved!"

"Well, that's it then. I think I'm freaking out. I think this is what freaking out feels like."

Me, all the time, usually for no reason.😂

"It is not cheating to use your opponent's worst fears against them! That is called winning."

"I don't want to say that my movie choice will scare the pants off of anyone, because that would be gross if it literally happened so instead I'll just say this: I hope none of you are pregnant, because this movie will scare the baby right out of you! And then you'll have a baby that you have to feed and give up your dreams for."