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Of course the overweight, sixty-year-old retired detective gets to sleep with the thin, attractive woman twenty years younger than him. Because “I haven’t had sex in two years, and the last I did have sucked... I deserve this.” Naturally, her ex-husband was an abusive asshole, allowing us to establish that the detective is a Good Man who will Treat Her Right.
— Oct 10, 2017 06:14AM
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“I wish I could think of a way to answer you that’s gentler than ‘Men are very stupid’ or more elegant than ‘I was horny and just wanted to brush away the cobwebs.’ I’m not coming up with much, so let’s go with those. Plus, I was attracted to you. It’s been thirty years since I was a dewy debutante and much too long since I got laid. I’m forty-four, and that allows me to reach for what I want.” WHO TALKS LIKE THAT?!
— Oct 10, 2017 06:20AM
