Bridgit’s Reviews > Degrees of Separation > Status Update

COP: "Hey, friend of my wife, i'm worried about her. She keeps getting involved in police investigations and getting threatened. Could you stay with her for a few days so she is safe?"
FRIEND: Sure!
FRIEND TO WIFE: Let's go check out the crime scene! It'll be fine!

*eye roll*

This kind of stuff is why I can't stand Cozy Mysteries...