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From Wikipedia: "James initially wrote fanfiction under the pen name "Snowqueens Icedragon", with her most notable work being a Twilight fanfiction that was eventually developed into Fifty Shades of Grey". So, that explains why the plot is like Twilight and why the book is crap. This is what Twilight is like when it's not written by someone who believes in marriage before sex.

Stop saying "oh my", it's REALLY irritating.

Jump to this page for a passionate snog. All the 'plot' you've missed is: Gawky student fancies businessman, businessman blows hot and cold and keeps warning her off him .... That's right, it's EXACTLY like the start of the Twishite saga.

Splendid, she's just used his toothbrush. Let's hope her Adonis he doesn't have hepatitis.