Kusaimamekirai’s Reviews > In Search of Nice Americans > Status Update

"When each of my children were babies, I used to enjoy watching them in their baby carrier as their little eyes got heavier and heavier until they quietly drifted off to sleep; I would then clap my hands or slam a door, making their startled arms instinctively shoot up over their little heads"
WTF is this??

I'm wearying of him insulting the physical appearance of everyone he comes across. For a guy claiming to be looking for "nice Americans" he's not particularly nice himself.

"The owner and two ladies eating cake agree between the three of them that they love my English accent. They have a collective age of around 250 years, and I lament that I had not come here in my twenties, or in their case in the 1920's."

About a lady in the visitor's center who claims the small town is the setting for Stephanie Meyer's "Twilight":
"The lady in the visitors’ centre is nice, for a deceitful old fraud."
Ok this is mean but she really is such a liar (She later admits it was set in Oregon). So I give him a pass. And it's funny.

"We agree over tacos that if ever there was a year when Tom should stand for President as a third-party candidate, it is this year. Choosing between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton is like choosing a favourite out of Josef Goebbels and Vladimir Putin. The Americans always like to outdo the Brits, so I fear that they could trump our moronic decision to leave the EU by deciding to elect the moronic Trump."

"A little parental misinformation never hurt anyone. For example, I went from believing in Father Christmas, to not believing in Father Christmas, to being Father Christmas; the same has not been true of God, although identical logic should apply really."
I'm really digging the humor here. This is a pretty cool dude. For a lawyer.