Brittain *Needs a Nap and a Drink*’s Reviews > A Witch's Harem > Status Update

"Look, O'Sullivan, my dog is a parrot, my mom's a bitch on wheels and it's been a shitty day overall, so if you're going to murder me or play a trick on me, can you get it over with?"

I have this feeling that if I ever had the balls to call my mom a "bitch on wheels" (not that she is one in the least), she would magically appear out of nowhere to grab me by the ear and haul my ass off somewhere.