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“I fucking love you, woman. Especially when you get all deep on me. I’m so damn hard for you right now. And for the record, my home is wherever you are. With or without furniture. I don’t give a shit if we sleep on the dirt, so long as I’ve got you with me.”

“For the record, there will be no sleeping on dirt. Well, you could sleep on the dirt and I will just lie on top of you, but this body ain’t touching dirt.”

“I’ve gotta tell you, it’s kinda hot. I think I might add bossy to my list of required things for my man.” “So you want a bossy guy who knows when to back off and when to take charge, who picks up after himself and has a pierced dick?”

Ahhhh Monroe! I can't wait for your book!!!!

"...War shows us who we are. It drags us to our deepest depths and reveals just what we would do to survive. Good and bad.”

“You a good cook, Vegas?”
I gripped the back of his neck. “You better believe it. You won’t know whether you want me to open my legs or my cookbook.”

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“I’ll give you a tip—when you want to sleep with a woman, you should never tell them you don’t care about something that’s on their mind. It makes their vagina snap closed.”

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"...the devil had a way of showing a person who they really were underneath all the layers of pretence society encouraged. I just let my demons out to play..."

“It’d make my fucking week if you did as I said and stayed put on the bed.”
“I wasn’t put on this earth to make your week.”

I love her sass 😍

There were moments in your life that brought you to your knees. Moments that punched the absolute fuck out of you.
I was having one of those moments.
I thought life had already handed me my heart on a platter. Bleeding and bruised. Turned out life wasn’t done with me yet. Bleeding and bruised wasn’t enough.

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