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Elsbeth
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Tyler is an asshole, but he's our asshole, and she has no business sticking her peanut butter in our chocolate. Matt is a grown man, and he decided to not be friends with her all on his own. That has nothing to do with Tyler, and I am bound and determined to get her to understand that.
~~ Robbie's logic...
— Dec 06, 2017 03:39AM
~~ Robbie's logic...
Elsbeth
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You withhold sex, you’ll get what you want.”
“But then I’m not getting sex either.”
He shrugged. “What’s more important, getting the attention or getting the sex?”
I sat there thinking about it.
“See? You’re a Wallace boy! I had to think about it too. Just trust me, crack the whip some and he’ll come around. But you know what that makes you?”
I shook my head.
“That would make you the girl.”
HILLARIOUS
— Dec 05, 2017 01:15PM
“But then I’m not getting sex either.”
He shrugged. “What’s more important, getting the attention or getting the sex?”
I sat there thinking about it.
“See? You’re a Wallace boy! I had to think about it too. Just trust me, crack the whip some and he’ll come around. But you know what that makes you?”
I shook my head.
“That would make you the girl.”
HILLARIOUS
Elsbeth
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*author's note*
- wish that for you too, John. *smooches*
— Sep 07, 2016 03:03AM
- wish that for you too, John. *smooches*
Elsbeth
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"I resolved to call him up a thousand times a day.
And ask him if he'll marry me in some old fashioned way.
But my silent fears have gripped me long before I reach the phone
Long before my time has tripped me must I always be alone"
— Sep 07, 2016 02:33AM
And ask him if he'll marry me in some old fashioned way.
But my silent fears have gripped me long before I reach the phone
Long before my time has tripped me must I always be alone"
Elsbeth
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"This is not me being nice or doing favors for moose who are in need. I just don't need to be a princess when I'm already the queen."
- Robbie
— Sep 06, 2016 02:29PM
- Robbie
Elsbeth
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We walked around until we saw this incredibly hot guy dressed up as Aladdin turn the corner.
“I’m torn between saying I want to rub his lamp, or I could think of three wishes involving him.” - Tyler
LMAO This is so freakin funny!!!
— Sep 06, 2016 11:40AM
“I’m torn between saying I want to rub his lamp, or I could think of three wishes involving him.” - Tyler
LMAO This is so freakin funny!!!
