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"Some nights when the weather's bad, I like to climb to the top of the LDS church with a bottle of whiskey in hand, getting blind drunk with Moroni while I wait to be struck by lightning."

SNATCH-QUATCH 😂😂😂 haaaaa. I love it.

“I am drawn to stories that have not been told a million times before, stories that challenge what a story ought to be, what can be done with them and how.”

“If I’m not working on a story, I might be working on getting into your pants.”

Nutsack sherbet.

#yum

“There’s really nothing in here, but in here there is everything.”

“four seasons of you tangled in the corners, clogging up the drains, and woven into the carpet.”