Greg B’s Reviews > Anna Karenina > Status Update

*Anna, page 1-436*: "My son is the most important person in the world! I'd rather DIE than let my husband take him away from me!"

*Anna, page 437*: "Oh shit, my boy toy wants to take me around the world? Better drop this brat off with my husband first - wouldn't want his crying to spoil my sexy fun!"

Hmm yes, I wonder why these half-starved peasants who were literally slaves a decade ago aren't working hard enough, Levin. Especially when you're paying them the princely sum of "do it or I throw you in jail." Truly one of the most difficult questions to answer in all of Russia.

Anna is totally the cool aunt who sneaks you a sip of her wine and lets you watch r-rated movies.