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"Too bad it can't be Christmas every day."

"Either kill me or let me come," she begged. "Please, sir?"
"Which shall it be?" Søren asked Kingsley."

"You'll have to excuse my man-whore," Nora said to Søren. "He's gone thirty-six hours without getting laid. Hush, Kingsley, or Momma will take all your Christmas presents back to the store."

"For some reason Christmas made it really hard to ignore the bad stuff like she could the rest of the year."

"We do not talk about Santa's semen on Christmas Eve."