Elithanathile’s Reviews > Seven Nights > Status Update
Elithanathile
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// ... Let’s call this “giving new authors a try” week (though to call it a week is a massive overstatement) and just go with with the flow.
At the very least I’ll have cleared my queue of the new authors I decided to take a chance on just for the heck of it :-)!!
— Jan 06, 2018 04:48AM
At the very least I’ll have cleared my queue of the new authors I decided to take a chance on just for the heck of it :-)!!
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Elithanathile
is finished
// This was the longest book in the history of the world >:-o!!!!
Hyperbole, I know, but that's how I feel, okay?!!!
— Jan 06, 2018 11:58PM
Hyperbole, I know, but that's how I feel, okay?!!!
Elithanathile
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// “Ugh,” the Senator grunted. “It appears you've made your choice, Austin.”
~ Politicians say a lot of stupid shit, but I am pretty sure they aren’t 13 year old pre-pubescent boys who say “ugh”!!!!!!!
— Jan 06, 2018 11:53PM
~ Politicians say a lot of stupid shit, but I am pretty sure they aren’t 13 year old pre-pubescent boys who say “ugh”!!!!!!!
Elithanathile
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// STOP WITH THE “DUDE” AND “BUD” ALREADY!!!!! Author, you’re ruining a wonderfully steamy moment!! These men are about to fuck ... are you REALLY going to throw words like “dude” and “bro” and “bud”, every second sentence, just so you can showcase some resistance?!!? ENOUGH!! It’s distracting and you’re shooting yourself in the proverbial foot!!!!!
— Jan 06, 2018 11:08PM
Elithanathile
is 40% done
// The sex/makeout scenes are definitely hot though and this author is getting THAT write at least ... FOR NOW!!!
Though I have to say, these guys need to stop calling each other “dude”!
— Jan 06, 2018 11:02PM
Though I have to say, these guys need to stop calling each other “dude”!
Elithanathile
is 40% done
// Who is this Van Barrett character?!!? Seriously!! Is he/she one of those writing groups with a gazillion women in it who got together just to pop out a few stories, sully the M/M book pool, and disappear without impacting their day jobs?!!? The reason I ask is because I am wanting to ask this particular “author” to STOP WRITING!!! Do us all a favor and stop writing!!!!!!
— Jan 06, 2018 11:01PM
Elithanathile
is 32% done
// “Welp.”
~ Does anyone actually SAY that?!!? Enough already!!!
I do have to say that the sex/jerk off scenes ARE pretty hot!!
— Jan 06, 2018 10:51PM
~ Does anyone actually SAY that?!!? Enough already!!!
I do have to say that the sex/jerk off scenes ARE pretty hot!!
Elithanathile
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// This author’s writing really REALLY irritates me :-/!!
— Jan 06, 2018 08:56PM
Elithanathile
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// WTF!!
1. Why do you keep saying “manhood”?!? Just say cock for Pete’s sake!! There’s nothing wrong with manhood, but with the way you’re dancing around the word “cock”, it’s becoming supremely obnoxious!!
2. Who are you yelling “I’m cumming” to?!? You’re jacking it alone in your room!!
3. What’s with “welp” in your internal musings?!?
— Jan 06, 2018 08:53PM
1. Why do you keep saying “manhood”?!? Just say cock for Pete’s sake!! There’s nothing wrong with manhood, but with the way you’re dancing around the word “cock”, it’s becoming supremely obnoxious!!
2. Who are you yelling “I’m cumming” to?!? You’re jacking it alone in your room!!
3. What’s with “welp” in your internal musings?!?
