Elithanathile’s Reviews > Seven Nights > Status Update

// This was the longest book in the history of the world >:-o!!!!
Hyperbole, I know, but that's how I feel, okay?!!!

// “Ugh,” the Senator grunted. “It appears you've made your choice, Austin.”

~ Politicians say a lot of stupid shit, but I am pretty sure they aren’t 13 year old pre-pubescent boys who say “ugh”!!!!!!!

// STOP WITH THE “DUDE” AND “BUD” ALREADY!!!!! Author, you’re ruining a wonderfully steamy moment!! These men are about to fuck ... are you REALLY going to throw words like “dude” and “bro” and “bud”, every second sentence, just so you can showcase some resistance?!!? ENOUGH!! It’s distracting and you’re shooting yourself in the proverbial foot!!!!!

// The sex/makeout scenes are definitely hot though and this author is getting THAT write at least ... FOR NOW!!!

Though I have to say, these guys need to stop calling each other “dude”!

// Who is this Van Barrett character?!!? Seriously!! Is he/she one of those writing groups with a gazillion women in it who got together just to pop out a few stories, sully the M/M book pool, and disappear without impacting their day jobs?!!? The reason I ask is because I am wanting to ask this particular “author” to STOP WRITING!!! Do us all a favor and stop writing!!!!!!

// “Welp.”

~ Does anyone actually SAY that?!!? Enough already!!!


I do have to say that the sex/jerk off scenes ARE pretty hot!!

// This author’s writing really REALLY irritates me :-/!!

// WTF!!
1. Why do you keep saying “manhood”?!? Just say cock for Pete’s sake!! There’s nothing wrong with manhood, but with the way you’re dancing around the word “cock”, it’s becoming supremely obnoxious!!
2. Who are you yelling “I’m cumming” to?!? You’re jacking it alone in your room!!
3. What’s with “welp” in your internal musings?!?

// *Rolls eyes* ...