Clare Snow’s Reviews > Preloved > Status Update

This is the third time Amy. Give up now.

"Appreciate your mother and take care of your friends. That is not just a Chinese priciple; it is a universal one. Live your life and live it well. Don't waste it, you hear me?"

I'm so sure this is a dream. Am I that cynical?

"If someone out there wanted a new angle on a paranormal romance, come talk to Amy Lee."

Yep, onboard this paranormal romance from the very start.

'Would you make me a mixtape?'
'Listen carefully, Amy. You will realise that the one I made for you is playing right now, and has been playing from the start.'

Hahahahahaha I had a rubiks clock!? 1988, you were shit.

"Don't make me take a stick to either of you."

Nancy takes on the world!

'All I'm saying is that unicorns don't exist and that you have to be prepared for zombies in the inevitable apocalypse the planet is heading towards. Plain and simple.'
'Nancy, I don't know what you're expecting at the apocalypse, but you do know that zombies don't exist either, right?'

I do love a Zombies vs Unicorns reference.

"Why do I find myself drawn to hopeless relationships, Amy? Like a moth to the flame? Like a candle in the wind?"

Are they 80s quotes Bex!?

"Wait - an important scene in Rebecca's movie happened without me?"