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Jason’s family takes "homophobic jerks" to a whole new level. It's not enough that they think he should stop being gay, they are also sure he’ll get his heart broken when Alex will dump him for someone better, since he’s so obviously out of Jason’s league.

Wow, just wow.

Could Alex’s kitten use them as a scratching post, please? For scientific purposes, of course, just to see if they bleed like actual human beings.