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Aw, her business is officially started!! Fucking Aubrey! No label for them yet... How is he going to treat her? She loves him!! Fucking Aubrey!! They are both leaving on trips. Uh oh... WTF THATS HOW IT ENDS?! ONTO THE FUCKING NEXT ONE!!

Distracting Chelsea! A date to get over her fear! Walking along the beach, confronting her fear in ankle-deep water! SOAB!! She's getting off on a piggy back ride!! And he knows!! Sleepover!! So Aubrey been wanting West for a long time before he called it off... Date!! Going on his boat!! Boat picnic!! Lunchables!! Getting to know each other! Tried to get her to swim!

So West makes girls fall huh? Sadie helping Theo!! Finally! The redhead left... Crap Aubrey! BITCH! Chelsea's back! Meeting with West! Aw, he never thought of it as a 1 night stand! Air hockey for a date! Crap, Chelsea!! Oh, this is getting out of hand... Making him gay LOL. West won...

Photo shoot with Aubrey. OH FUCK, HER BOYFRIEND IS WEST?!?! Crap, or girl. I don't think that's the whole story tho... Picking up the prints! She loves them. West left her a note!! Yup he says that she's never been his gf.. Theo's got a stalker!! And she's a REDHEAD... So Aubrey feels like she has some claim on him and they have social history. So does Theo with her.

Meeting the grandparents! Aubrey likes West I bet... Cody fell in the pool! Sadie saved him! Kissy!! Of course Aubrey interrupted!! She wants Sadie to do sexy photography?! She's going to do it! She turns down a date with West! Foreshadowing? She's going out...with Boone... West cuts in!! Sexy time!! Cuddles! West left!!

West appears! He wants her to go parasailing! She's going to do it! He found her hair tie and doesn't want to give it up! Daw! Uh oh getting close to the water! Aw, poor girl, she got really scared! Hi West's sister! She got stung by a jellyfish when she was a kid! So Hailey lives in a huge house! It's their grandparents house! They don't like their parents! So they're trust fund kids! And West is their half-brother!

OGod! West again!? Theo kissy! Jus friends! Goin 2 de Wreck! Rue likes Grady! West works thr! ugo gurl! Make him jelly! After party at Gradys! Rue is trying WAY too hard! Truth or dare!! West joins!! Kissy with Boone!! West jelly!! Damn West making her jelly too! She left to puke!! Damn, Boone passed out on her lol... She stayed at HIS place?! In HIS bed?! They didn't! He threatened WHEN not IF!! 3 days later!

She's scared of the ocean, but works as a life guard...? Gym! Oh no!! LOL! Theo knows West!! Daw, date with Theo! Everybody knows West as a player apparently... Date time!!

Her bf's going to propose! OH SHIT... he's cheating...OMG, I'M VERY WRONG. He's using her as a cam-girl!!! NOPE, he is cheating as well! This poor girl...You go gurl! She moved in with her friend! The guy is drowning!! SHIT, Not drowning! Girls night out! You go gurl!! Okay...not going so well... Oh shit! It's the surfer!! HA! Both doing the walk of shame!! West is hilarious!!