Rebecca’s Reviews > The Bad Girl's Guide to Getting What You Want > Status Update

This book was so much better in the beginning.... :(

I want to meet big strong guys who know how to cook: set off fire alarms and wait around for the firemen to arrive.

"Hello Titty: Hello Kitty topless. Little Ho Peep: Little Bo Peep on the street corner. Ally McMeal: Ally McBeal as a fat fast-food promotion action figure"

"note to self: say yes to things you're not sure you can do. Except bungee jumping without a rope."