Angela > Status Update

I really need this audiobook to come out ASAP.

“We will take back what is ours, I promise you. I am your Prince, yes, but I am also one of you. They have taken just as much from me as they have from you. And I will not stand for it any longer.”

I am in love with Prince Justin.

“the Battle of Squished Innards ”

*snort*

““Oooh,” I said. “You guys are on the Suck List now. That was capitalized, so you know it’s true.”
“I also have a Suck List.”
“Kevin, not the time.”
“Right.””

I love Kevin.

“their second-in-command,”

Is WHO now? Ohmygod

And also “apprentice” as spoken by Gary.

And “blueberries” as spoken by the waiter during Sam’s date with Todd (and Todd’s ears—don’t forget his ears). This last one might be getting a bit old, though, because every morning I have a bowl of lemon Greek yogurt with a pile of fresh blueberries on it so EVERY morning I hear a lispy-sounding “and blueberries” in my head.

“He had priorities.”

I have listened to Michael Lesley’s narration of the first two books so many times that now, while READING this latest book I can LITERALLY (and yes, I do know what that word means, thank you very much Dark the Second &/or Dark the First) hear exactly how Michael would say the word “priorities.”