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MY CORPSE and I
understand each other marvelously
my corpse asks me: do you believe in God?
and I respond with a hearty NO
my corpse asks: do you believe in the government?
and I respond with a punch in the face
then he gets up out of his coffin
and we go arm in arm to the altar
— Aug 14, 2012 09:45AM
understand each other marvelously
my corpse asks me: do you believe in God?
and I respond with a hearty NO
my corpse asks: do you believe in the government?
and I respond with a punch in the face
then he gets up out of his coffin
and we go arm in arm to the altar
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Heleri
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FOUR DEFECTS that my Ophelia won't forgive me for:
old
lowlife
communist
and National Literature Prize
— Aug 14, 2012 09:43AM
old
lowlife
communist
and National Literature Prize
Heleri
is reading
The Nobel Prize for Reading
should be awarded to me
I am the ideal reader,
I read everything I get my hands on:
I read street names
and neon signs
bathroom walls
and new price-lists
/---/
for a person like me
the word is something holy
/---/
I read everything I don't even skip the classifieds
/---/
that's why I'm asking you to give me
the Nobel Prize for Reading
as soon as impossible.
— Aug 14, 2012 09:37AM
should be awarded to me
I am the ideal reader,
I read everything I get my hands on:
I read street names
and neon signs
bathroom walls
and new price-lists
/---/
for a person like me
the word is something holy
/---/
I read everything I don't even skip the classifieds
/---/
that's why I'm asking you to give me
the Nobel Prize for Reading
as soon as impossible.
