Sarah Mac’s Reviews > Jane, The Courageous > Status Update

"I'm afraid you wouldn't understand how I've reached this conclusion, since it involves several aspects of the occult," Rosea continued, a mysterious expression covering her fat face. "For now let me say I feel he is still among the living, but he is not well & I'm not certain about the state of his mind." ....FFS. Where did this dude learn to write dialogue. D:

Kimbro would take the silver medal behind Bertie Small in the 'wooden dialogue where everyone constantly recaps their histories to each other' Olympics. Because seriously. If they bring up Daniel's kidnapping one more time... *loads shotgun*