Elithanathile’s Reviews > Again! Again! > Status Update

// All these ridiculous books by new “authors” needs to stop!! Publishers really need to be stricter about who they let publish books! Just because you’re a fan of the genre and can string two sentences together, does NOT an author make!!

// Also, the pathetic attempt at more page views by putting the chapter numbers on pages all on their own is possible me off!!

// I’m beginning to become more and more wary of new M/M authors the more I read the shitty books of new M/M authors!!

What is with new authors and their cookie cutter bullshit filled books?!!? The characters here are like sad pathetic caricatures and this is getting more and more obnoxious!! I’m about to DNF!!

// I don’t know how it happened but now this book just reads like a train wreck!! I’m pretty sure I won’t like this by the end of it all!!

// Holy shit, Book, you’re losing me quickly!! I HATE reading books with bratty kids!! I’m not one for reading books with kids to begin with, but if they’re sweet and awesome then I can tolerate them!! But to have such a focal point on such a brat is losing me FAST!!

// Dude, your kid is ruling you with an iron fist!! Lay down some rules and boundaries, or you’re going to have a really shitty self-centered kid!
Stop letting him control you!! A good wack on the rush should do it too!!

// “In the entire time we were together, he never figured out how to give as good of a blowjob as you did with just one night of practice.”

~ Ummmm you realize he DOES know how to give blowjobs right; you aren’t his first!! Unless you’re referring to practice on YOU!! Either way, don’t be an idiot with your assumptions!!

// Inigo, dude, your situation isn’t complicated, YOU are unnecessarily complicated!! You think about solid relationships but you say you want fun and imply being a fuck buddy is all you’re looking for!! Well which is it?!!? You want to hold onto Levi and never let him go, yet you don’t want to get too involved and just want to have fun. Well which is it, for fuck’s sake!!! Decide!!

// “I could give you my number so you can call me if you need to…”
Levi smiled, but shook his head. “We’d just screw it up. We had a deal. One night. No complications. This was perfect. If the Fates ever decide to cross our paths again, though, I’m not letting go.”

~ Okay that’s just ridiculously stupid!! At least take his number, for fuck’s sake!!

// Sucking the dick of someone you just met, sans condom, and swallowing his load!! Fantastic way to promote safe sex!! I get that this is fiction but dude, come on ... !! The message of safe sex ALWAYS matters!!