Claire’s Reviews > How to Fall for the Wrong Man > Status Update

I’m gonna shake these dumb kids until their teeth rattle

This girl making me lose my mind

I keep picturing this studly dude but then the story keeps reminding me he’s a botanist 👀🤓😏

These dum dums definitely grew us together; you can feel it in their glares

Oh boy what terrible thing happened when they were children to drive them apart *steeples fingers in anticipation*

Oh, this gonna be good *chomps on popcorn* she’s already slam dunked the man and there’s a kitten, heck yes