Anelis’s Reviews > Christine > Status Update

"there's no male chauvinist pig like a teenage male chauvinist pig" - All men Stephen, all men.

he covered his face with his fat hands - Stephen thinks fat people need to use the fat epithet for all their body parts, even when it's their own POV

I fear it will never end. I will have to keep reading this boring intespecies erotica till I die.

"cars are girls", the summary of this plot

his penis was hard. see how brief you can be when you want to Stephen? now do the same when describing horny underage girls too please

nipples that were hard and tight with excitement... Stephen can you please STOP IT with the multiple descriptions of underage girls' breasts?

we would have looked like a couple of queers

his wide, well-padded hips

they were pretty porky too

she was in dire need of weight-watchers, FUCK OFF STEPHEN