Jeremy Maddux’s Reviews > Wrestle Maniacs > Status Update

'So what if I'm thirty years past my heyday? So what if I'm bent at the waist and nary a one of my toes face the same direction? So what if they’ve got my arms zip-tied behind me, and me strapped to this jacked-up dentist's chair? I could clean the room with these jokers if I had half a mind to.'