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Seriously, a whole chapter, where Anita, Ted, Bernardo and Otto fought over who's lap Anita was going to sit in!?! Like, REALLY!?!

Page 381 is now branded into my memory. 380 pages of ...whatvever you want to call it... And we FINALLY get to the main point! ON PAGE 381!!

Where. Is. The. Main. Story. Seriously? Where is it? 172 pages left, and all I have been reading about is emotions. Drama. More emotions. And really boring crap.

This. Is. Ridiculous. 304 pages, and NO ACTUAL STORY! I'm almost crying from lack of! More drama, more stupid fights, more emotions! ARGH!

30 pages of: pre-sex fight, a blip of a sex scene, a whole lot of confused round in circles cop talk, and a WHOLE lot of crazy woman. Again, where is the actual story!?!?

Blah blah blah, emotion, blah, have a fight, blah blah ego trip for Anita, blah blah, Ooh! Sex suggestion. Where is the actual story!?!

Now we are getting somewhere. Catty female fights and foul mouthed words... Have not seen this in ages! Why did it take 200 pages just to get to the good parts?

Argh. Three chapters on, still struggling. More emotions. More petty talks, more Anita, Anita, Anita. Where is the rest of the story? When are we actually getting to the main plot line?

Chapter 12 .... Really? We are STILL talking through feelings? And what is up with the short fizz of a sex scene? 12 Chapters in and I am already bored. So far, all I know is, this will be a LONG drawn out story filled with Anita once again talking feelings for 5 chapters .... before returning to the plot at hand