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These are so awful I can’t stop giggling!
Nah. I usually open with something like ‘Are you from Tennessee? Cuz you’re the only ten I see.’
‘Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.’
There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can’t seem to take them off you.
If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be named McGorgeous.
You must be a campfire. You’re super-hot and I want s’more.
— Sep 19, 2018 06:24AM
Nah. I usually open with something like ‘Are you from Tennessee? Cuz you’re the only ten I see.’
‘Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.’
There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can’t seem to take them off you.
If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be named McGorgeous.
You must be a campfire. You’re super-hot and I want s’more.
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