Kira’s Reviews > Consumed > Status Update

I’m enjoying the story and the characters so far. However, every time someone eats it always has onions on it. Onion pizza! Onion bagel! Bleh.

The writing has a lot of unnecessary analogies. Like “mounted some yacht club members son like the bastard was a sofa during Monday night football.” Some of them are clever. Funny even. But sometimes there are just too many of them.