♥ℳelody’s Reviews > Never Been Kissed > Status Update

"Would you like to know when I fell in love with you?"
Oh God, He wasn't going to survive.
"When I kicked that guy out of your cafe?"
"No"
He blinked. "When I drank from your body as if you were a chalice?"

*one week later*....
Why am I doing this?

Sean, as a rule, was sort of a take-me-as-I-come kind of guy. A shit disturber. A sentimentalist. But very rarely cagey.
Shit disturber? WTF is a shit disturber? 😂 This author's prose is so strange.

Not sure if this is for me. It's using the obnoxious "I knew you from 10 years ago" trope. Tres Boring.