Krissy’s Reviews > Dark Castle > Status Update

I DID NOT just read the words "baby batter." (In reference to semen, cum, literally any other word is better) Tell me I'm in a psychotic state and that is NOT what I just read.


*Vomit*

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OMG the words they choose in these romance novels are going to be the death of me. Just keep it simple. Use normal fucking words. If you wanted to turn me on, you failed. You failed so hard.