♡ Dakota ♡ (Sarcasm is my middle name)’s Reviews > Theo's Game > Status Update

Dan is so damn needy. I hope I never date a man this needy.

I know it won’t happen but can Theo get with Mikey. Dan can choke.

Dan just pulled a fucking Tamlin and now I fucking hate his ass.

Dan is pissing me off so much right now. A relationship no matter the situation works both ways. You can’t just have it your way and that be the only way.

This book REALLY is trying to hurt me.

I feel like Theo has a lot of problems emotionally that he needs to work on and I fear it won’t get resolved. Love doesn’t cure mental illness. At the end of the day the person has to be ready to take the step to getting better.

This book is trying to hurt me.

Ah, the pain of having to be there for your friend and tell them the truth even though you know it’s only going to upset them and you’ll be the one blamed. I been there before.

Theo: “are we doing starters or dessert?”

See when my date pays for my food and they ask me what I want, I worry about spending their money:

Me: “I’ll just take the dry old breadstick from the trash. I’m not really hungry.”

When apologizing to a cop Theo, maybe don’t buy him donuts. I mean donuts are good but that’s also a stereotype. And this cop has already proven he can kick your ass.