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Joan
is 62% done
The grandmother has ‘useless cataract-ridden eyes’ WTF? Useless? This IS a modern story isn’t it? Errr.... surgery anyone? FFS this is offensive and frightening to anyone who has cataracts. Hating this now.
— Jan 31, 2019 10:01AM
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Joan
is 77% done
He ‘explores the fullness of her breasts with his hot mouth....’
And..... ‘ teases her nipples and savours their sweetness....’ (and milk)
This had me in stitches. I’ve been there. Don’t ask
— Jan 31, 2019 12:15PM
And..... ‘ teases her nipples and savours their sweetness....’ (and milk)
This had me in stitches. I’ve been there. Don’t ask
Joan
is 60% done
I am now waiting for him to tweak her ‘pebbled’ nipples and get an eyeful ....
— Jan 31, 2019 09:56AM
Joan
is starting
Umm. His date keeps sneaking off the pump her breasts? And yet she never leaks even though she’s wearing really silly bras? Breastfeeding is lovely. Breastfeeding is wonderful. But to be honest, I really don’t want to read about a woman pumping her breasts in a romance book. It jars, badly, especially as some of the story content is crude and some erotic.
— Jan 31, 2019 09:52AM
