Mermarie’s Reviews > Tender Fury > Status Update

There are like twenty misunderstandings floating about, and I cannot wait till Connie wraps it up in a neat little bow... Set them/me free, Connie! XD

@_#WL#EMKK$#%^!@!!!! What? Not tied to the bedpost on Christmas day? Whaaaat? Tsk tsk, underling, you can do better than that. She was so dead-on about expecting something to jump out of that box, ROFL. Like voodoo darts. LOL

I am hereby completely releasing Marcel of all charges trumped up by the irresponsible asshat Phillipe. Phillippe suspects Marcel had something to do with his ex-wife's death, or it could be the state of oblivion and spinelessness he undergoes when he DOESN'T want to acknowledge truths or take responsibility for his own selfish actions! Of course Phillippe would blame ANYONE else but himself, even his dead wife!

Here's a tip, Phillippe. Maybe Marcel wouldn't invade your wife cache, if he weren't better at it, than you are. I don't buy that his former wife was holding out on him, either, and encouraged him to run to his slave slutbag. Gabby was quite forthcoming with the goods, and he STILL couldn't keep his shit out of the freebie vendor. >:E Someone buy this shitbag a freakin' clue already.

Luckily heroine was raised in a convent, and now around her lecherous poppa, and catty sniping, jealous momma...but then again, she wouldn't have gotten to hear their late-night lovin'...and didn't rightly find it too horrifying. Just....WTF CONNIE MASON.. LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Marcel & Rob are like the exact same character....

I always find it hilarious how heroine's are given novels/books to keep them entertained, but they always pause in the middle(with a headache, no less) and ponder over the most trifling of shit. LOL Sweetheart, if you would ever read through the derpyness, it may eventually enlighten you, and you wouldn't be in your predicament. :P

I feel a brothel scene coming up... o.o

Aww..after that rather interesting interlude, something tells me the honeymoon is over. ;p

"My name, Gabby, say it, damn you!" he growled. "Why do you continue to provoke me!"



Say my name, say my name. You're actin' kinda shady, an' callin' me baaaaby. ♬