Julio Genao’s Reviews > How To Quit Playing Hockey > Status Update

Wow. I thought of this, but figured: naaaaaah, she wouldn't. But she did! It's a scandal! A HERO FALLS TO EARTH

Swear to god, Isa K. just managed to correctly and effectively use the word "schwa" in a sentence of prose. ::groveling in awe::

Holy shit. A Jimmy Carr reference, hockey, AND a your momma joke! It's like my iPad is full of stars!

Dear Mac: please stop thinking. Immediately, and indefinitely. You can thank me later. Love, Julio.

Ok, so: nice voice, so far. The occasional bit of rhetorical silliness for snarks and giggles. Events unfolding, foreshadowed, and yet to occur. This is good stuff. Also: man, I miss hockey...