Ben Saufley’s Reviews > Artemis Fowl > Status Update

Feels cartoony & childish, in a way that doesn't jive with me. Like Spy Kids (which missed me by a few years) or a certain strain of "big kids" Nickelodeon shows from the 90's, centered on some adolescent idea of coolness that doesn't resonate. The supposedly savvy tech references, dated as soon as they were published don't help. I'm afraid I may have just missed out on the right time to read this one. But we'll see.