Lisa’s Reviews > A Clash of Kings > Status Update

Joffrey: "My new blade, Hearteater." How ... nice, Joffrey. And also, THEON GREYJOY WHAT ARE YOU DOING, I WHO THOUGHT ALL THE LETTERS WERE WRONG AT FIRST. I just want to take Joffrey's Hearteater and slash him to pieces. Kinda. (My version of the book has 873 pages, so I still have a bit to go ... aaagghh this book is killing me).

Theon Greyjoy ... I hate you.

Aaah, I want to know more about what happens on the other side of The Wall! Also Bran! What's up with you, dude? And Jojen? And it really is a clash of kings in this book ... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ... 6 of them! I'm not sure where this will end ...

Here we go again!