Maria’s Reviews > September > Status Update

First, I keep picturing Richard Gere and his swagger ala Pretty Woman. It’s messing with my mojo here. Why am I not feeling in the least sympathetic or remotely interested? Maybe my brain is wrapped to tight around my heart cause I’m BORED. Am I the only one? Does it get better? It needs to get better. And soon. And I don’t just mean early sex. That will just start the eyes rolling.