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She's only had sex with two men in her entire life but now she is going to have sex with this guy whom she is trapped in a huge safe with.
— Feb 28, 2019 10:44AM
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Carmen
is on page 208 of 224
"Sign here, please."
J.B. scribbled his name on the magnetic screen. "Did you draw the short straw today?"
The young kid shook his head and grinned. "Nope. Jewish. I volunteered. Merry Christmas, sir."
— Mar 01, 2019 10:55AM
J.B. scribbled his name on the magnetic screen. "Did you draw the short straw today?"
The young kid shook his head and grinned. "Nope. Jewish. I volunteered. Merry Christmas, sir."
Carmen
is on page 194 of 224
She overhears something on the phone and makes big assumptions.
— Mar 01, 2019 10:48AM
Carmen
is on page 182 of 224
"You're prickly and unpredictable. I've had easier women, that's for sure."
Would you say this in the middle of having sex with a woman?!?!?!?!!?
— Mar 01, 2019 10:44AM
Would you say this in the middle of having sex with a woman?!?!?!?!!?
Carmen
is on page 175 of 224
She did as he requested, and then stood aside while he brought the large Fraser fir into the house. Immediately, the foyer filled with the fragrance of the outdoors. Crisp, clean. If they invented a name for this particular scent, Mazie would call it mountain morning.
— Mar 01, 2019 10:38AM
Carmen
is on page 170 of 224
"What do you think?" He reached across the small space between them and caressed her cheek with the pad of his thumb. "I think you've been a very good girl this year. Santa wants you to have all the trimmings."
Ugh, gross.
— Mar 01, 2019 10:06AM
Ugh, gross.
Carmen
is on page 147 of 224
Why did women always want to strangle a man with emotion and romance? This was physical. Nothing more. Mazie had to know that.
Um, excuse me, fucker. YOU are the one insisting on the fake engagement and dinner and all sorts of bologna.
— Mar 01, 2019 02:03AM
Um, excuse me, fucker. YOU are the one insisting on the fake engagement and dinner and all sorts of bologna.
Carmen
is on page 139 of 224
"He has multiple women in his life, but to him they're as interchangeable as a pair of socks."
Oh, charming. /s
— Mar 01, 2019 01:57AM
Oh, charming. /s
Carmen
is on page 129 of 224
J.B. didn't like not getting his own way. His eyes glittered. "I've never had to work so hard to buy a woman jewelry."
UGH.
— Mar 01, 2019 01:51AM
UGH.
