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He did NOT just call him 'baby'! (He did. -_-)

You ask a good question, Gavin. The same one that Curtis's head voices are asking, in fact.

Whoa, hold up. Curtis. You *already* get STD tested with Gavin and "pretend" to be lovers so you can get your results together, and you DON'T think you're gay?!! WTF. The voices in your head suck with the self-awareness life coaching. You should fire them and get new ones.

"You could check out my pubies!" <-an actual line in this book. I can't make this shit up, kids.

The Voice in Curtis's head: "I can't love him like that. It wouldn't be fair. I want a family." What part of dude you love who comes with a small child you ALREADY think of as a daughter does not make this blindly obvious to you?!

Oh for the LOVE of... Are you for serious right now, Bobby Sr.?!

Curtis, Curtis... *shakes head* You know what they say about talking back to the voices in your head, don't you...?

Gavin: "You sure, Bee? That [hill] looks pretty scary!"
Bianca: "That's only 'cause you're gay, Dad."

WHAT?!

*facepalm* Gay teen marries high school bestie because of an accidental pregnancy? Worst idea EVAH. If she hadn't conveniently been killed in a car accident, I'm fairly certain divorce would have ensued.

Sheeeeeut, the MC's name is Gavin. I'm already half in love.