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This was Cooper. I'd known him forever. I'd never liked him, and after the fallout with Liam, he really didn't like me. (...)
Because there was no reason to worry about Cooper Grant. Nothing ever worried him, nothing ever bothered him. (...)
Cooper was a big fish in a small pond and he liked it that way. He'd been a football star in high school, and his dad owned half the town.

Cooper: I found you. That was true.
Willa: You really found me? Surprised you didn't leave me lying on the side of the road.
Cooper: Oh fuck off, Willa!
Willa: Not in the mood to joke?
Cooper: Why the hell are you trying to even joke about it in the first place?
Willa: I'm just trying to make it easier.

Cooper: I was on my way home-
Nurse: Looking for you! He went out looking for you, after your fight, because he wasn't going to let you go to bed angry. And he called an ambulance, he insisted on riding with them, so he could keep an eye on you. I just love that part, you know? Just hopped right up there into the back of the ambulance, like nope, I'm going to take care of my woman!

Willa: 'What the hell? I'd been hit by a car. Did it knock me into another dimension?'

Nurse:"There he is! Hey there lover boy! Look who just woke up!"

COOPER?!

Nurse: You're looking for him? He's been right there all morning. He's not going to be too happy to hear you finally woke up when he went to the cafeteria.
Willa: He...who? o.O
Nurse: You focus on getting better.That man of yours will take care of everything else.He hasn't left your side this whole time.Your fiancé is a good man you know.Probably the last good man out there, believe me.I've kissed a lot of frogs.

Cooper: "I AM family. She's my girlfriend. Fiancée. She's my fiancée. You're going to be okay, baby."

In my haze of anxiety and guilt, it was surprisingly easy to call her that.
I'd known her almost twenty years, ever since kindergarten.

Deer don't wear jeans and a white hoodie. A white hoodie, I'd seen earlier tonight. "Oh my God. Willa?!"
I could hardly believe this was the same girl who'd gotten in my face less than an hour ago. I'd hated her...but I never thought...never wanted...
"Jesus, you didn't deserve THIS!"
The flutter of guilt in my belly was a gut punch.
'You could have given her a ride.'
'You promised to keep her safe.'

Ryan: "Coop? That you, man?"
Cooper: "No, it's God, the Father thundering down from the heavens, telling you to stop jerking off so much. Of course it's me."

Cooper: "You're not going to puke again, right?"
Liam: "Not on the leather." he sing-songed.

Cooper: Friends like Liam were hard to come by. And they deserved your unwavering loyality!

Cooper: "Ew gross Liam, you got something on your shirt! Oh God it's Willa, getit off quick!

[lmao, sorry but that was a good one! XD]

Why are you wasting your goodbye party hanging out with your cheating ex?"