Marie’s Reviews > The Missing Butterfly > Status Update

“If I were your boyfriend, I’d be pissed at your presumption and control-taking”. I mean, at least someone in this book noticed it.

“Are you going to let this new boyfriend in on all you’ve done? Speaking of, he must be very bad and very pretty for you to drop so much money on him, and in such ridiculous ways”

Or you must be a super creepy dude. I mean, probably both.

You know it’s going to be a healthy stable relationship when you quit your job because of it.... and the relationship has only been going a grand total of 4 days

Well, that went from 0 to 60 with literally no emotional build up that makes me actually care

.... if you ever get a call from a stranger, just being like “hey your family member won’t be home for 2 days” why would your reaction be “haha he’s getting laid”????????

Ok.... but what if we didn’t randomly assault pizza delivery people?